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Chapter V Aubrey Walks Part Way Home — and Rides The Rest of the Way It is to be feared that
Aubrey would have badly flunked any quizzing on the chapters of Somebody's Luggage which the bookseller
had read aloud. His mind was swimming rapidly in the agreeable,
unfettered
fashion of a stream rippling downhill. As O. Henry puts it in one of
his most delightful
stories: "He was outwardly decent and managed to preserve his aquarium,
but inside he was impromptu and full of unexpectedness." To say that he
was thinking of Miss Chapman would imply too much power of
ratiocination and
abstract scrutiny on his part. He was not thinking: he was being
thought. Down
the accustomed channels of his intellect he felt his mind ebbing with
the
irresistible movement of tides drawn by the blandishing moon. And
across these
shimmering estuaries of impulse his will, a lost and naked athlete, was
painfully attempting to swim, but making much leeway and already almost
resigned to being carried out to sea. He stopped a moment at
Weintraub's drug store, on the corner of Gissing Street and Wordsworth
Avenue,
to buy some cigarettes, unfailing solace of an agitated bosom. It was the usual
old-fashioned pharmacy of those parts of Brooklyn: tall red, green, and
blue
vases of liquid in the windows threw blotches of coloured light onto
the
pavement; on the panes was affixed white china lettering: H. WE TRAUB,
DEUT CHE
APOTHEKER. Inside, the customary shelves of labelled jars, glass cases
holding
cigars, nostrums and toilet knick-knacks, and in one corner an ancient
revolving
bookcase deposited long ago by the Tabard Inn Library. The shop was
empty, but
as he opened the door a bell buzzed sharply. In a back chamber he could
hear
voices. As he waited idly for the druggist to appear, Aubrey cast a
tolerant
eye over the dusty volumes in the twirling case. There were the usual
copies of
Harold MacGrath's The Man on the Box, A
Girl of the Limberlost, and The Houseboat
on the Styx. The Divine Fire,
much grimed, leaned against Joe Chapple's Heart
Throbs. Those familiar with the Tabard Inn bookcases still to be
found in
outlying drug-shops know that the stock has not been "turned" for many
a year. Aubrey was the more surprised, on spinning the the case round,
to find
wedged in between two other volumes the empty cover of a book that had
been
torn loose from the pages to which it belonged. He glanced at the
lettering on
the back. It ran thus: —— OLIVER CROMWELL'S LETTERS AND SPEECHES Mr. Weintraub entered
the shop, a solid Teutonic person with discoloured pouches under his
eyes and a
face that was a potent argument for prohibition. His manner, however,
was that
of one anxious to please. Aubrey indicated the brand of cigarettes he
wanted. Having
himself coined the advertising catchword for them — They're
mild — but they satisfy — he felt a certain loyal
compulsion always to smoke this kind. The druggist held out the packet,
and
Aubrey noticed that his fingers were stained a deep saffron colour. "I see you're a
cigarette smoker, too," said Aubrey pleasantly, as he opened the packet
and lit one of the paper tubes at a little alcohol flame burning in a
globe of
blue glass on the counter. "Me? I never
smoke," said Mr. Weintraub, with a smile which somehow did not seem to
fit
his surly face. "I must have steady nerves in my profession.
Apothecaries
who smoke make up bad prescriptions." "Well, how do you
get your hands stained that way?" Mr. Weintraub removed
his hands from the counter. "Chemicals,"
he grunted. "Prescriptions — all that sort of thing." "Well," said
Aubrey, "smoking's a bad habit. I guess I do too much of it." He
could not resist the impression that someone was listening to their
talk. The
doorway at the back of the shop was veiled by a portiere of beads and
thin
bamboo sections threaded on strings. He heard them clicking as though
they had
been momentarily pulled aside. Turning, just as he opened the door to
leave, he
noticed the bamboo curtain swaying. "Well,
good-night," he said, and stepped out onto the street. As he walked down
Wordsworth Avenue, under the thunder of the L, past lighted lunchrooms,
oyster
saloons, and pawnshops, Miss Chapman resumed her sway. With the
delightful
velocity of thought his mind whirled in a narrowing spiral round the
experience
of the evening. The small book-crammed sitting room of the Mifflins,
the
sparkling fire, the lively chirrup of the bookseller reading aloud —
and there,
in the old easy chair whose horsehair stuffing was bulging out, that
blue-eyed vision
of careless girlhood! Happily he had been so seated that he could study
her
without seeming to do so. The line of her ankle where the firelight
danced upon
it put Coles Phillips to shame, he averred. Extraordinary, how these
creatures
are made to torment us with their intolerable comeliness! Against the
background of dusky bindings her head shone with a soft haze of gold.
Her face,
that had an air of naive and provoking independence, made him angry
with its
unnecessary surplus of enchantment. An unaccountable gust of rage drove
him rapidly
along the frozen street. "Damn it," he cried, "what right has any
girl to be as pretty as that? Why — why, I'd like to beat her!" he
muttered,
amazed at himself. "What the devil right has a girl got to look so
innocently adorable?" It would be unseemly to
follow poor Aubrey in his vacillations of rage and worship as he
thrashed along
Wordsworth Avenue, hearing and seeing no more than was necessary for
the
preservation of his life at street crossings. Half-smoked cigarette
stubs
glowed in his wake;1 his burly bosom echoed with incoherent
oratory.
In the darker stretches of Fulton Street that lead up to the Brooklyn
Bridge he
fiercely exclaimed: "By God, it's not such a bad world." As he
ascended the slope of that vast airy span, a black midget against a
froth of
stars, he was gravely planning such vehemence of exploit in the
advertising profession
as would make it seem less absurd to approach the President of the
Daintybits
Corporation with a question for which no progenitor of loveliness is
ever quite
prepared. In the exact centre of
the bridge something diluted his mood; he halted, leaning against the
railing,
to consider the splendour of the scene. The hour was late — moving on
toward
midnight — but in the tall black precipices of Manhattan scattered
lights
gleamed, in an odd, irregular pattern like the sparse punctures on the
raffle-board — "take a chance on a Milk-Fed Turkey" — the East Indian
elevator-boy presents to apartment-house tenants about Hallowe'en. A
fume of
golden light eddied over uptown merriment: he could see the ruby beacon
on the Metropolitan
Tower signal three quarters. Underneath the airy decking of the bridge
a tug
went puffing by, her port and starboard lamps trailing red and green
threads
over the tideway. Some great argosy of the Staten Island fleet swept
serenely
down to St. George, past Liberty in her soft robe of light, carrying
theatred
commuters, dazed with weariness and blinking at the raw fury of the
electric
bulbs. Overhead the night was a superb arch of clear frost, sifted with
stars. Blue
sparks crackled stickily along the trolley wires as the cars groaned
over the
bridge. Aubrey surveyed all this
splendid scene without exact observation. He was of a philosophic turn,
and was
attempting to console his discomfiture in the overwhelming lustre of
Miss
Titania by the thought that she was, after all, the creature and
offspring of
the science he worshipped — that of Advertising. Was not the fragrance
of her presence,
the soft compulsion of her gaze, even the delirious frill of muslin at
her
wrist, to be set down to the credit of his chosen art? Had he not,
pondering
obscurely upon "attention-compelling" copy and lay-out and type-face,
in a corner of the Grey-Matter office, contributed to the triumphant
prosperity
and grace of this unconscious beneficiary? Indeed she seemed to him,
fiercely
tormenting himself with her loveliness, a symbol of the mysterious and
subtle
power of publicity. It was Advertising that had done this — that had
enabled
Mr. Chapman, a shy and droll little person, to surround this girl with
all the
fructifying glories of civilization — to foster and cherish her until
she shone
upon the earth like a morning star! Advertising had clothed her,
Advertising
had fed her, schooled, roofed, and sheltered her. In a sense she was
the
crowning advertisement of her father's career, and her innocent
perfection
taunted him just as much as the bright sky-sign he knew was flashing
the words
CHAPMAN PRUNES above the teeming pavements of Times Square. He groaned
to think
that he himself, by his conscientious labours, had helped to put this
girl in such
a position that he could hardly dare approach her. He would never have
approached her again, on any pretext, if the intensity of his thoughts
had not
caused him, unconsciously, to grip the railing of the bridge with
strong and
angry hands. For at that moment a sack was thrown over his head from
behind and
he was violently seized by the legs, with the obvious intent of
hoisting him
over the parapet. His unexpected grip on the railing delayed this
attempt just long
enough to save him. Swept off his feet by the fury of the assault, he
fell
sideways against the barrier and had the good fortune to seize his
enemy by the
leg. Muffled in the sacking, it was vain to cry out; but he held
furiously to
the limb he had grasped and he and his attacker rolled together on the
footway.
Aubrey was a powerful man, and even despite the surprise could probably
have
got the better of the situation; but as he wrestled desperately and
tried to
rid himself of his hood, a crashing blow fell upon his head, half
stunning him.
He lay sprawled out, momentarily incapable of struggle, yet conscious
enough to
expect, rather curiously, the dizzying sensation of a drop through
insupportable air into the icy water of the East River. Hands seized
him — and
then, passively, he heard a shout, the sound of footsteps running on
the planks,
and other footsteps hurrying away at top speed. In a moment the sacking
was
torn from his head and a friendly pedestrian was kneeling beside him. "Say, are you all
right?" said the latter anxiously. "Gee, those guys nearly got
you." Aubrey was too faint and
dizzy to speak for a moment. His head was numb and he felt certain that
several
inches of it had been caved in. Putting up his hand, feebly, he was
surprised
to find the contours of his skull much the same as usual. The stranger
propped
him against his knee and wiped away a trickle of blood with his
handkerchief. "Say, old man, I
thought you was a goner," he said sympathetically. "I seen those
fellows jump you. Too bad they got away. Dirty work, I'll say so." Aubrey gulped the night
air, and sat up. The bridge rocked under him; against the star-speckled
sky he
could see the Woolworth Building bending and jazzing like a poplar tree
in a
gale. He felt very sick. "Ever so much
obliged to you," he stammered. "I'll be all right in a minute." "D'you want me to
go and ring up a nambulance?" said his assistant. "No, no," said
Aubrey; "I'll be all right." He staggered to his feet and clung to
the rail of the bridge, trying to collect his wits. One phrase ran over
and
over in his mind with damnable iteration — "Mild,
but they satisfy!" "Where were you
going?" said the other, supporting him. "Madison Avenue and
Thirty-Second — " "Maybe I can flag a
jitney for you. Here," he cried, as another citizen approached afoot,
"Give this fellow a hand. Someone beat him over the bean with a club.
I'm
going to get him a lift." The newcomer readily
undertook the friendly task, and tied Aubrey's handkerchief round his
head,
which was bleeding freely. After a few moments the first Samaritan
succeeded in
stopping a touring car which was speeding over from Brooklyn. The
driver
willingly agreed to take Aubrey home, and the other two helped him in.
Barring
a nasty gash on his scalp he was none the worse. "A fellow needs a
tin hat if he's going to wander round Long Island at night," said the
motorist genially. "Two fellows tried to hold me up coming in from
Rockville Centre the other evening. Maybe they were the same two that
picked on
you. Did you get a look at them?" "No," said
Aubrey. "That piece of sacking might have helped me trace them, but I
forgot it." "Want to run back
for it?" "Never mind,"
said Aubrey. "I've got a hunch about this." "Think you know who
it is? Maybe you're in politics, hey?" The car ran swiftly up
the dark channel of the Bowery, into Fourth Avenue, and turned off at
Thirty-Second Street to deposit Aubrey in front of his boarding house.
He
thanked his convoy heartily, and refused further assistance. After
several
false shots he got his latch key in the lock, climbed four creaking
flights,
and stumbled into his room. Groping his way to the wash-basin, he
bathed his
throbbing head, tied a towel round it, and fell into bed. 1 NOTE WHILE PROOFREADING:
Surely
this phrase was unconsciously lifted from R. L. S. But where does the
original
occur? C. D. M. |